April 10, 2017

  I've had quite the interesting Paris experience and I haven't made any time to write because I have yet to be paid for this. What follows is a stream of consciousness about Paris so far that just happens to be organized haphazardly. This is not a listicle. Fuck off. -I am very sad to report… Continue reading April 10, 2017

March 18, 2017

Rome has fallen. Or at least my generalizations of it have. I made my way out to Trastevere today. To those unfamiliar (that would have included me 12 hours ago), it is across the green-tinted flow of pollutants and trash pictured above. I’ve started to question my decision to drink Roman tap water. However, once… Continue reading March 18, 2017

March 17, 2017

Welp, today officially marks the day that I ran out of fucks to give about how much I spend on this trip. I opted out of my last two days at the (still really cool, but does lack a refund policy) hostel and booked a place in Napoli for Tuesday and Wednesday nights. There were… Continue reading March 17, 2017

March 13, 2017

Y’all, I went against my better judgment and completely subsumed myself in tourist shit today. I took approximately a metric fuckton of pictures during my run as a typical, aggravating American. In light of this, I’m going to intersperse my words with pictures so that you can reevaluate your life choices as you sit behind… Continue reading March 13, 2017

March 10-12

The past two and a half days have been eventful but sporadic, so I’m going to do what every shitty writer does when he doesn’t feel like crafting a legitimate narrative: make a list with no apparent order or reason (listicles, bitches! Shout out Buzzfeed for dumbing down the American population enough to make this… Continue reading March 10-12