November 27, 2017

Feeling like all of my life decisions have led me to the edge of a particularly steep cliff is hardly a unique sentiment, especially in law school. In fact, show me a happy law student and I'll show you either a genius or a liar (both of which, coincidentally, law school seems to attract). However… Continue reading November 27, 2017


November 24, 2017

I have decided to resurrect this site out of disingenuous depths. No longer will I be traveling to exotic or interesting places. For the foreseeable future, this blog (Jesus that word hurts my soul) will be an exploration of my exceedingly boring life. Not to break the rule that I just laid out, but I'm… Continue reading November 24, 2017

April 10, 2017

  I've had quite the interesting Paris experience and I haven't made any time to write because I have yet to be paid for this. What follows is a stream of consciousness about Paris so far that just happens to be organized haphazardly. This is not a listicle. Fuck off. -I am very sad to report… Continue reading April 10, 2017

March 27&28, 2017

Sorry I haven’t written, but I haven’t felt like it. Stop being so needy. The past two nights have actually been pretty eventful so I’ll hit the highlights and bounce because I’m still not in a writing headspace. I’m more in a real-life-is-starting-to-crowd-me headspace. I fucking hate real life. Monday night plunged me headfirst back… Continue reading March 27&28, 2017

March 26, 2017

I 100% stand by my previous assessment of this city, especially after the happenings of tonight. I have also decided that the comparison to Vegas is more complimentary than I could have imagined. The key differences being that places actually close here and that people here aren't just shitty excuses for life forms. So basically,… Continue reading March 26, 2017

March 21, 2017 (con’t)

Yooooooooo, Napoli is dope. And this Airbnb is just as dope. I’m definitely regretting only staying here for 2 days. The apartment is on some designer lighting on LSD type shit, so there’s a purple glow following my every footstep (which, yes, if you’re wondering does make me the clear heir to Prince. RIP). It’s… Continue reading March 21, 2017 (con’t)